The Box Incident

a box

A few years ago, at the end of my Junior year of college, I needed to ship some stuff home before summer break. The campus' mail room was closed on the weekends, and I had my last final of the year that night at 5:30, so on Friday around 1 o'clock I decided to throw my stuff in a box, and bring it over to the mail room.

My calander

In putting all of my books (including my 1800 page academic Hebrew bible) in a box, I somehow did not expect that the box would be really heavy. Like, so heavy I would carry it for a few feet before having to set it down to catch my breath. And I had to carry it to the opposite side of campus to get to the mail room.

The cycle of going back and forth between taking a few steps, and resting

But this isn't the first time I'd made pretty much this exact mistake. The year before, I needed to get my stuff to a storage locker to store it for the summer. I didn't have a car, so I had called an uber to take us there, and this time I had two plastic tubs. For some reason I had the idiotic idea of putting all of my bedding into one, leaving all of my books and heavy stuff for the other.

I needed to cross campus to the uber pickup location with these two storage containers. Also I had already ordered the uber, I had 15 minutes to get there. This immediately got worse when, before even leaving my dorm, I dropped the heavy container, which cracked. Like liberty bell cracked.

me dropping the box like an idiot

I eventually managed to get outside, but I clearly was not going to make it in time for the uber that I had ordered. I kept having to stop, and run after papers that had slipped through the massive crack in the container with all of my papers in it.

running after a piece of paper flying away

But I was saved when a fellow student saw me struggling, and offered to help. I'd never talked to that guy before, I don't even remember his name. I was so overwhelmed with relief that the rest of that journey is a blur. But through the sheer kindness of this stranger I ended up getting to the pickup spot on time.

the goat himself

Anyways, back to Junior year, this time I, at the very least, had time on my side. I could stop every couple of feet, and catch my breath. But I had one big obstacle this time: the road. My dorm this year was across the street from campus, and separated by a 4-lane-street. I positively shlepped the box across the street, and onto the main part of campus.

After that I needed a bit of a break, so I checked my phone. I had a notification. From my professor. Half an hour ago. He said "Hi Ryan. Is everything ok? The final exam for COMP251 is happening right now."

I get a major shock while taking a brief pause
Blast.

I had misremembered my exam time. It wasn't in 4 hours. It had started 45 minutes ago.

This actually wasn't the first time I had misremembered when a final was. Last semester I'd received an email from my neuroscience professor telling me to get to the final. But when I made it there half an hour late, I still managed to finish in time.

My mind immediately starts racing. Can I just leave the box here in the middle of the path? Can I carry it back to my dorm? No, I'm already half way to the mail room. The only way out is through.

assesing my options

Now I was frantically trying to get the box to the mailroom. But it wasn't any lighter, and I was already super tired. But once again I was saved by a stranger's kindness. A dad saw me, and offered to lend me a cart he was using to help his daughter move out of her dorm. I thanked him, and bolted to the mail room. It turns out wheels make heavy things really easy to move.

a dad offers to lend me his hand cart. I'm thankful

Once I got to the mail room, I tried explaining that I had a final, and asked if I could leave the box there for a bit, but the woman working there stared at me like she thought I had a bomb in the box. Years earlier a frat had been operating a drug ring out of the mail room, so she probably thought that I was trying to use the mail room as some sort of drop site. So I had to send out the package then.

I can't leave the package there... It could be drugs

I did my best to fill out the shipping forms as quickly as I could. I was slowed down of course by this being the year that my new years resolution was to be left handed, so I could only write so fast if I wanted to be more legible than a kindergartener's crayon writings. But as soon as I was done, I ran the cart back to the dad who lent it to me, and dashed for the computer science building where my final was.

I ended up showing up to my final an hour late drenched in sweat. My teacher was super kind about it and offered if I needed extra time or anything that I could, and asked if I needed anything.

Asking for a spare pen. Recieving a pencil

I ended up finishing that final early. Left handed, I'll remind you. I'm a fast test taker.

LEFT HANDED!

There are probably a lot of lessons that you could learn from all this. IDK. As for me, I never missed a final again.

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